Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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