hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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