All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
