I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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