Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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