Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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