Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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