I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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