Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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