On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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