How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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