ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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