Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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