So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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