Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You ruined the universe
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
