please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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