North Korea, Best Korea!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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