Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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