are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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