Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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