Whoa Z and x make the same sound
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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