He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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