she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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