so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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