: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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