Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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