also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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