I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
