Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
