I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I smell like Dick and happiness
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