just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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