I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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