Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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