windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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