it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just cropdusted the office
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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