Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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