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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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