U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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