We're like a lot better than the average bears
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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