I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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