Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
never play flip cup with pint glasses
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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