alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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