Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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