i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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