yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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