im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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