She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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