i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
