You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
