i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
