Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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