just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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