Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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