We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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