erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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