think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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